- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Your grandma's cookies.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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