Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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oh hai

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You suck big fat slobber

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Me Neither.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Phew... it's gone.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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