a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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