wommmoaooammaaa

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The truth is he loves her!!

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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I need to start studying.

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eden stop

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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