- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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