- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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