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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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