2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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