women's rights, lol

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Koalas mum is a slut

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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