Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

I am dyslexic

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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