When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Knock Know! Come in!

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Feminism

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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