What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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2 Penises

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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