- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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