What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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book 'em danno

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yada yada

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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