- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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