How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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