What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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