What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

This is a joke. Laugh!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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