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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity