- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

minorities.....

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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