What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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