What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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