- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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