- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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