- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Knock knock

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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