- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

penis?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Knock knock

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why? Why Not?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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