whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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