- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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