- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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