- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Dear crush, I want to drink you

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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