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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Come on children, don't dawdle.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Carrot fingers

Your face

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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