- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Carrot fingers

Your face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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