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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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