- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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