- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

YOU

Lewis

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Miscarriages.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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