Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Women's rights.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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