- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

I woke up today

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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