I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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VAL SUCKS

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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