Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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c-? men, C-men

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Matt is a Duster!

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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