Andy Carrol

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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women's rights

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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brittney griner

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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