- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

sorry son your nanas been put down

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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