What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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tommy is retared

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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