- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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