Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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