- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

An irish man walks out of a bar

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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