- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Where's the soap?

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what tall and looks like a jew?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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