- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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