- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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