River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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