Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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