A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

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