- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

You're a frog

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

I'm hungry.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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