why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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