- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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