- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

PSN IS UP

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Agent 47.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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