Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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