- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Charles Manson is innocent.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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