an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You all have Aids

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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