- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Knock Know! Come in!

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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