What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Anti Joke

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