- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a duck?

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Wright flyer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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