- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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