What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

"Knock knock." "No."

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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