Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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world peace

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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woman..parallel parking

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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