How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Justin

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Vote this up

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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