- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

So does Blake

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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