what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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